30 Witty Parenting Memes For Mothers Juggling the 9-5 Hustle and Raising Kiddos (June 29, 2024)

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    Parents when their kids are out of daycare FOOD OO OOD New England_Dad 100 OOL
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    When someone volunteers you because you're a stay at home mom and have tons of free time Spicydisastermama
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    Kid: You are the meanest mommy in the whole world! Me: Good Films @MOMSCONFESSION I can't be worried about that Life goes on, man.
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    SpacedMom @copymama I feel like we celebrate the wrong things with kids. Like oh, you want a party because you were born 5 years ago? Big deal. When you throw something away without being asked, we'll talk.
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    Me: "I'm going to sleep so good tonight!" My anxiety: @ablogwasborn
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    My friends and I trying to figure out if my kid's latest drawing is a bunny, a rocket ship, or a [A]KINDMINDS SMARTHEARTS
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    When my friend is pregnant with her first baby and tells me she "will never do THAT" once she becomes a parent Spicydisastermama Listen here, you beautiful I'm about to you up with some truth.
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    Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins A lady cut in front of me in line at Costco today, but I didn't do anything because she was only buying tampons and I'm not insane.
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    parents trying to find the missing shoe everyday before school moms OVER HERE
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    When I ask my husband to take a picture of me @AntsyButterfly
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    Me after one day of eating healthy @shepensblog @shepensblog I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple. 12 25 29
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    Stepping out for a solo Target run after being home with the feral kids all day @momming_glory FC
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    Be Kind Of Witty @bekindofwitty "You knew what you were getting into when you had children" Did I? Did I know that I'd be arguing with a 4yo that we don't lick peoples feet? DID I KNOW THAT? @be_kind_of_witty
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    Them: Enjoy every moment !! Me after being woken up by a headbutt from my toddler: MOM/> Shedavalonurmom
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    Stephanie Ortiz ❤ @Six Pack Mom Tonight we had tacos for dinner; one of the kids said she doesn't like tacos, & I'm ready to give up on this parenting thing because I can't work with people like this.
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    Husband: Laughs Me: First day of my period, "What's so funny?" @jacana_mommy
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    ablogwasborn @ablogwasborn Trying to gentle parent my son while he threw a tantrum because I told him he couldn't buy a new lovey at our neighbor's garage sale: Me: "You're having a hard time right now. What do you need from me? A hug or some space?" Son, 4: "Money."
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    Ramblin Mama @ramblinma After buying lunch for a group of teenagers OCTORES 8732 2 I'm never gonna financially recover from this. COM REAL
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    Mom Group Dropout @MOM_GROUP_DROPOUT I just reviewed my Netflix 'Top Picks for Me' and it's like we didn't just spend every night this past year together.
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    When my kid is asking me to play, but it's the weekend @cerealonthefloor BYE, BUDDY. HOPE YOU FIND YOUR DAD.
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    @redyellowgreendance "Mommy, where's that toy I got in a birthday party goody bag last summer that I never cared about until right now?" - My son at 6:32am on a Saturday
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    When you're both pretending you can't hear the kids destroying your home. @jacana_mommy ARE DAY AT TENWAY
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    Sara K. Runnels @omgskr Happy International Women's Day to every woman in my life who has given me thoughtful, smart & empowering advice and then watched me do the dumb thing anyway
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    My husband saw me sitting like this and had the nerve to ask how my day was @momwithaboysname
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    Actual photo of my husband when he goes to a supermarket with the baby: LH 도 0 AV @stellaonmymind
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    Me: *Heading to the store* My kids: Could you buy us some slime, play doh and glitter glue? Me: @thehiddensnacksmama UNLIKELY
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    You know that feeling when your kids are asleep, all the dishes are done, the laundry is caught up, and your house is clean? Neither do I. MomCave
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    WHEN YOU'RE DEAD INSIDE BUT STILL HAVE TO DO THE BEDTIME ROUTINE WITH ANOTHER CHILD @SNARKANDLEMONS
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    Back at work, re-training my body to hold in farts again: @ponyglasses
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    New England_Dad @new_england_dad EVERYBODY SCREAM Not a concert, just my house at 6 am.

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